nintendoodlebug

My ACNL dream code is 6000-2304-2422

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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(via borinq)

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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(via sextnoise)

kaiami:

Made a double sided keychain with my favorite pokemon

(via pokemon-global-academy)

(via moriarty)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via joshpeck)

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via borinq)

hail Laina

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon